In this volatile market, it may be wise to re-evaluate your investment strategy with your retirement portfolio....

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel a year ago, it would be worth $49.00 today.

Had you purchased $1,000.00 of Enron, it would now be worth $16.00.

$1,000.00 of WorldCom would now be worth $5.00.

And $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines would be worth $45.00.

But had you bought $1,000.00 worth of beer, drank it all and then
recycled the cans...

		You would have $214.00 in your hands.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

You can call this the "401 Keg Plan".